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Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
Lincoln Logged by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Lincoln-logged 

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

lincoln logger 

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed
Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed
lincoln logger by Mallie November 28, 2005

Lincoln Logger 

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging
"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
Lincoln Logger by Schaft November 15, 2013

linclon logger 

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth
o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up
linclon logger by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008