The act or game of two or more men (usually heterosexuals) placing glow in the dark condoms on each others erect penises and having mock light saber duals under the glow of a black-light. Sound effects are common but not necessary.
Hey bro a bunch of us are getting together after the hockey game and playing light sabers, you down?
by Skeeferd April 12, 2011
A lightsaber is a the other word for dick that is used by people who reads bl. Drawing a dick is akward and complicated, so they mostly draw it with happy faces like this ":>" because why not.
Person1:"I want a lightsaber for christmas!!"
Person2:"Me too.... The vibrating ones.."
Person1:"What?"
Person2:*Huh.. What?"
Person2:"Me too.... The vibrating ones.."
Person1:"What?"
Person2:*Huh.. What?"
by SaLtYShiMa KeI October 14, 2020
by Narf Daddy July 08, 2005
Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
by Slufa June 15, 2007
When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.
by awmm June 21, 2015
according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop
by Glaiven June 24, 2003
Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003
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