The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.
Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
by Dr Nick November 22, 2002
by Jedi Master Luna February 01, 2006
by a random GEN-Z peep December 06, 2020
Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.
by hitlerdidnothingwrong9/11 August 01, 2014
by Narf Daddy July 09, 2005
Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!
Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.
Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!
by Slufa June 15, 2007
according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop
by Glaiven June 24, 2003