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Life Choice 

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.
Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.
Life Choice by mattjm June 12, 2016

Bad Life Choices 

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.

Bad Life Choices 

Justin Biebers life
" Don't do a Justin Bieber " = Bad Life Choices
Bad Life Choices by Romeo 69 August 6, 2016

Definition of poor life choices 

Ieva (me)
-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026