shs 

acronym for sitting here stoned.

i'm shs.

shs by Arnold22 August 14, 2011

SHS 

Acronym for Same Hole Syndrome

A condition where one is tired of having sex with the same woman. The only known cure is to replace and repeat.

Tiger Woods was not suffering from having a Sex Addiction he was suffering from SHS.

SHS by krakorjak February 21, 2011

shs 

Acronym for Sitting Here Smirking, standing here smiling, etc. an alternative to lol similar to stm.

Texter 1: (says random funny shit)
Texter 2: LOL
Texter 1: who the fuck LOLs while texting?
Texter 2: oh yeah SHS

shs by losers win @ yahoo.com June 12, 2009

SHS 

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

SHS by Biscuitface June 5, 2013

SHS 

Internet acronym for "slow head shake", to be used when someone does something stupid or inexplicable.

John's Status Update: I'm calling my ex!

John's Friend's Update: Dude, SHS.

SHS by crmbcrspcoating August 8, 2013

SHS 

Acronym for Secret Hookup Session.

The act of sneaking around with another person for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure.

I heard she had an SHS with Eli last weekend.

SHS by Jizzabelle January 8, 2009

SHS 

1. Acronym for Springbrook High School.
2. Acronym for secondhand smoker/smoking

I went to SHS
Karen, it's not good to shs

SHS by depressedshs April 6, 2008