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Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!
Lesbian Ass by cwilly3 May 29, 2008
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lesbian ass fucking 

Where two ladies engage in sexual intercourse, doggy style, one wearing a strap on dildo and repeatedly sticking it in the other ones ass.
FUCK THOSE LADIES ARE LESBIAN ASS FUCKING. FUCK YEA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

Lesbian ass bitch 

"when I think of a lesbian ass bitch, I think of lola"

flaming lesbian ass clown 

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.
"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."

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Fat Lesbian's Ass 

1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.

2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.
Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.

Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.

Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"
Fat Lesbian's Ass by fartCupper April 7, 2005

Ugly ass lesbian dyke 

A lesbian, but one of the ugly ones with hair that makes them look like a dude that is typically died pink or blue.
Russ the type of guy to simp over an ugly ass lesbian dyke
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