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Les Jones 

The renaissance man; does everything and does it well.

He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.
Les jones is an amazing son of a bitch.
Les Jones by Nileysha April 11, 2010
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les jones 

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister
hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps
les jones by milf March 19, 2005

Les Jones 

a sexy son of a bitch who lives in Owosso and has a monster weiner that he wraps around his leg so he can walk. He also loves peeps and will eat them like he was a crack addict
Girl- "Is it in yet?"
Les Jones by I couldnt handle it March 21, 2005

Les Jones 

Person from Owosso who loves to eat peeps.
I am a homo and my name is Les Jones.
Les Jones by Milf March 20, 2005
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