Les Jones

The renaissance man; does everything and does it well.

He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.

Les jones is an amazing son of a bitch.

Les Jones by Nileysha April 11, 2010

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les jones

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister

hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps

les jones by milf March 19, 2005

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Les Jones

a sexy son of a bitch who lives in Owosso and has a monster weiner that he wraps around his leg so he can walk. He also loves peeps and will eat them like he was a crack addict

Girl- "Is it in yet?"

Les Jones by I couldnt handle it March 21, 2005

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Les Jones

Person from Owosso who loves to eat peeps.

I am a homo and my name is Les Jones.

Les Jones by Milf March 20, 2005

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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