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Lepidodendron 

ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? --> Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct. If you are in fact seeing this tree, you have fallen into some sort of rip in the fabric of time. 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐌
person 1: hey, are you free this saturday?

person 2: ATTENTION: have you seen this tree? --> Hopefully you have not, as this is a Lepidodendron and it is extinct. If you are in fact seeing this tree, you have fallen into some sort of rip in the fabric of time. 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐌

person 1: what the fuck
Lepidodendron by A lonely ass bitch December 6, 2023
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