A crazy man who has hair that looks like a sea urchin and wears a shabby cardigan, author of This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base and Everyone is different. He is a character on www.homestarrunner.com.

Review for Lem's book: This book is up to date on all the current events, such as "my favorite pen stopped working just now" and "hey there's a dead fish im my hand, how did it get here."

Leomard Sportsinterviews by Solstice November 18, 2003

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Leomar

Leomar is a gangster. He is Steve Jobs, Nipsey Hu$$le, Tupac Shakur, and Basquiat reincarnated. Untouchable. Visionary. Leader. Voice for the people. He can fuck with any woman that he wants although he doesn’t womanize because he is respectful, in that way, he is like Ghandi. He wants to create a safe environment for his future family and future generations. Anyone who disagrees is a hater. Anyone who gets in the way is an opposition. The majority of the world is filled with those already so it consistently remains blasé. And interestingly enough, anonymity is the face that these cowards display. A face of cowardice. He laughs at the face of opposition. LEGEND. GOD. UNTOUCHABLE. =LEOMAR

Leomar is OG AND UNFUCKWITTABLE.

Leomar by God creator of the universe August 16, 2019

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Leominster

1. The (former) plastics capitol of the world.

2. Soon to become as bad a gangster hood as Fitchburg.

3. The BETTER twin of the two Twin Cities.

4. The birthplace of the infamous Johnny Appleseed

I live in Leominster, Massachusetts

Leominster by J Appleseed March 25, 2005

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Leominster Handshake

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.

Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

Leominster Handshake by Leomon Party October 23, 2014

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