Legolas Greenleaf 

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.

Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.

Legolas Greenleaf by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004

Legolas Greenleaf 

An elf on the Lord of the Rings trilogys, played by Orlando Bloom, a notably handsome man. Legolas is swift, and is quick at hand with his bow and arrow.

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring grossed $313,364,114, at the U.S. box office, and LOTR: The Two Towers grossed $339,734,454 at the U.S. box office.

A third, and final installment in the Tolkien series, The Return of the King, is set, and highly anticipated for a release date in late December, 2003.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom.

Legolas Greenleaf by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 22, 2003

Legolas Greenleaf 

A pretty man, who has perfect hair and scary fangirls. He’s an elf, and Link is jealous of him. Broke his ribs falling off a horse.

I made my first Legolas Greenleaf fan art today! 🧝 ♂️

Legolas Greenleaf by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 May 28, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016