Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.

He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.

by Kazzie B October 25, 2022

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 01, 2024

Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019