When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
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Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
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If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019
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When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater March 18, 2014
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A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft March 17, 2014
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