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leave it to beaver 

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
leave it to beaver by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Leave it to Beaver 

A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)
Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!

Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.

(starts watching)

Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!

(realizes it's a good show)

Leave It To Beaver 

A TV Show that defined the word "gay."
Beaver:Gee Wally, are you sure I should put your **** in my ***?
Wally: (Laughs) Leave it to Beaver!

leave it to beaver 

The act of dropping money on the floor at a strip club, and leaving the money there for the "beaver".
While in a strip club:
When a friend says "Dude, I dropped a five dollar bill on the floor", you say " forget about it, leave it to beaver"
leave it to beaver by ECG September 29, 2006

Leave It To Beaver 

When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!
Dude I gave my bitch the leave it to beaver last night. She is such a good little cum dumpster!!
Leave It To Beaver by ivan yakinof September 2, 2020

Leave it to Beaver

"She's a major drama queen, just leave it to Beaver"