Definitions by d3athr0w
SELRESed
The damaged, disorganized, and dirty state of everything at your command after all of the Navy reservists come in to play Navy for the weekend.
LT: I need that report before the PB&J meeting.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.
leatherneck
A person under the command of the Department of the Navy who is so dumb and easily brainwashed that they are actually proud to only serve 2 real purposes:
A) Be the first sent into a country to deplete the enemy's supply of ammunition.
B) Poke mines with a stick.
A) Be the first sent into a country to deplete the enemy's supply of ammunition.
B) Poke mines with a stick.
Check out the leatherneck over there! I've never seen someone so proud to be a glorified bullet sponge!
leatherneck by d3athr0w January 21, 2010