2 definitions by d3athr0w
A person under the command of the Department of the Navy who is so dumb and easily brainwashed that they are actually proud to only serve 2 real purposes:
A) Be the first sent into a country to deplete the enemy's supply of ammunition.
B) Poke mines with a stick.
A) Be the first sent into a country to deplete the enemy's supply of ammunition.
B) Poke mines with a stick.
Check out the leatherneck over there! I've never seen someone so proud to be a glorified bullet sponge!
by d3athr0w January 22, 2010
The damaged, disorganized, and dirty state of everything at your command after all of the Navy reservists come in to play Navy for the weekend.
LT: I need that report before the PB&J meeting.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.
by d3athr0w August 6, 2012