by J.c.p March 12, 2017
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
by Fuck n' Suck March 23, 2018
by vadoubled's March 17, 2010
A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.
by carjame April 20, 2022
Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.
by TheCW May 17, 2011
While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.
by leakyaircon August 10, 2010
anybody that is big douche
Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!
by jhawkmatt May 12, 2011