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A person with no understanding of satire that takes everything in its literal form.
Leafyishere doesn't understand satire, he went on a 20 minute rant about a joke.
by Witkti0525 September 18, 2016
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Leafyishere is a Reptilian You Tuber who surfs in CS:GO. He has started a large cult (See The Reptilian Brotherhood). Leafy tries to hide the fact that he is a reptile but we obviously can see through his cheap human disguise. He uses a human translator in attempt to fool you but he forgets from time to time and you can see through the disguise his reptilian skin. one of Leafy's street names is LeafyisDrugs. Leafy has denied multiple penis cam petitions but has shown us his human outfit. He has successfully taken over youtube with help from his loyal reptilians and now is king.

Also, leafyishere is also named after a complex but pleasurable sex move.
First, you sit your partner in the doggy style and then draw an Illuminati triangle around the anus and shove a reptilian approved sex toy down the anus until it turns red, then you flip them over tell them a life story (usually something about drugs), flip them back over, beat them with the reptilian approved sex toy, thrust yourself in, and before you climax, aim it towards your mouth to hold it in your mouth. Flip your partner again, go towards their face and Hiss at them, the semen represents a reptilian's saliva. Then after that you tell them to "Leaf a like"
leafyishere is one sexy reptilian cum lord and i wish he would fist me with a bulldozer and then stick his scaled, green, monster cock . I also want him to stick a CS:GO surf map down my reptilian throat
by Smuc Muck December 08, 2015
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A.K.A Leafy, LeafyIsBeafy, LeafyIsQueefy, Reptilian Leader.

LeafyIsHere - Leader of the Reptilian Brother Hood. He makes YouTube videos about drug experiences, like Luna or xCodeh. He mostly plays videos games such as Counter Strike: Global Offensive, on a game mode called "surf", but he isn't very good.......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). He is mostly known for his fans commenting "hissssss" on other YouTuber's videos. He also forgets to say "Leaf a Like" at the end of his videos.
Friend 1). Hey do you watch LeafyIsHere?
Friend 2). Hisssssssssss!
Friend 1). Hissssssssssssssss!
Stranger 1). Are you guys ok?
Friends 1&2). HISSSSSSSSSSSSS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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by ItsZeny December 17, 2015
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A very edgy leaf that people like Jacob Sartorious regularly cut themselves on.
I cut myself on LeafyIsHere. He's so goddamn edgy.
by LeafyWasThere August 28, 2016
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Hey guys it's Scarce here, and coming in we have a story from LeafyIsHere, a huge YouTuber, you guys probably know him
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by GalaxyKnightRX August 24, 2016
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The leader of the reptillian brotherhood
A Fellow Reptillian: Have you heard of leafyishere?
Anothe r Reptillian: Don't you mean our leader?
by TheReptillianBrotherhood December 12, 2015
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The epitome of the act of cyber-bullying. A twenty-year old chap who finds enjoyment in ranting, degrading, and underrating peoples talents, especially Stomedy, Whitney Wisconsin aka "The Dog Fucker", and Rolf Sartorius.
Jacob Sartorius: "Baby you can wear my sweatshirt."
LeafyIsHere: "This kid literally needs to slit his wrists, rub bleach on them, and drink the concoction of which he had just made."
by Kylee_donnell June 20, 2016
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