Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
by Frodo son of Drogo March 30, 2011
Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013
The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
by JLiebengut January 18, 2012
by leafmonkea March 23, 2019
perhaps the biggest flop in NFL history, Ryan Leaf was the #2 overall pick by the San Diego Chargers in 1998. the only player picked in front of Leaf was Payton Manning, and the Colts (who selected Manning) considered taking Leaf until just before draft day. needless to say, the Colts were wise to take Payton.
Leaf was highly touted, coming out of Washington State U, and was expected to lead San Diego to glory. However, in is rookie year, he had 2 touchdowns, 15 picks, and a bad attitude. he nearly fought an angry fan, often screamed at reporters, and faked an injury to leave practice to golf. he missed the '99 season with a shoulder injury, and after poor performance, and injury, and a run in w/ police (a bar fight), he was released after 2000.
Leaf was signed and released by tampa Bay before the 2001 season, and finally ended up playing as a back up in Dallas that year. He lost all 4 games that he started.
He signed with Seattle as a back up prior to 2002, but retired due to long standing injuries.
Leaf was highly touted, coming out of Washington State U, and was expected to lead San Diego to glory. However, in is rookie year, he had 2 touchdowns, 15 picks, and a bad attitude. he nearly fought an angry fan, often screamed at reporters, and faked an injury to leave practice to golf. he missed the '99 season with a shoulder injury, and after poor performance, and injury, and a run in w/ police (a bar fight), he was released after 2000.
Leaf was signed and released by tampa Bay before the 2001 season, and finally ended up playing as a back up in Dallas that year. He lost all 4 games that he started.
He signed with Seattle as a back up prior to 2002, but retired due to long standing injuries.
by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 8, 2018
1 . A Leaf Point is a point that is awarded for successfully deferring a loss until the expiration of regulation time. The point is awarded regardless of the seriousness of the loss or the inadequacy of the play (see falling leaves) in the overtime period.
2 A Leaf Point is a successful point that is squandered by the losing advocate in the course of advancing an ultimately unsuccessful argument. A Toronto Maple Leaf point is frequently referred to as a faux point.
3 A good point made by an opponent in an argument, a loosing argument but a good point none the less)
4. A point the Toronto Maple Leafs get in "every single last game" that goes into Overtime.
5.A point other teams get in an Overtime or Shootout loss (not as often as the Toronto Maple Leafs however someone else has to lose if the Leafs are not playing
2 A Leaf Point is a successful point that is squandered by the losing advocate in the course of advancing an ultimately unsuccessful argument. A Toronto Maple Leaf point is frequently referred to as a faux point.
3 A good point made by an opponent in an argument, a loosing argument but a good point none the less)
4. A point the Toronto Maple Leafs get in "every single last game" that goes into Overtime.
5.A point other teams get in an Overtime or Shootout loss (not as often as the Toronto Maple Leafs however someone else has to lose if the Leafs are not playing
Did Toronto play last night ? Yeah the game went into OT . Right On! so we got a Leaf Point then! YEAH! GO LEAVES Golf EH!
Lanny did you put your bike away last night?
No I didn't have ta the Milk truck ran over it this morning.
Oh, okay Lanny good Leaf point.
Lanny did you put your bike away last night?
No I didn't have ta the Milk truck ran over it this morning.
Oh, okay Lanny good Leaf point.
by Daniel Use2B Ofteninjuredsson November 8, 2009