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A peaceful thing that will take over your yard
What you got against a dang leaf, boi?
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by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.
That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.
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by JazzPoo October 23, 2016
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Leaf: β€œIf you’re vegetarian and not vegan you clearly don’t care about Mother Earth, may her soul be eternal!”
by TreeHugger Environmentalist August 02, 2018
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To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.
John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.
by never-will-i-leaf October 08, 2011
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verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013
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1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
by Branch June 07, 2006
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