Law of Dynamics-Complexity of Truth

The principle that for a truth claim to adequately capture reality, it must account for both the dynamic nature (constant change) and complex nature (emergent interactions) of the phenomena it describes. Static, simple truths may be comfortable, but they're false for any reality that is dynamic and complex—which is most of reality. This law explains why simple answers to complex questions are always wrong, why yesterday's truths may not apply today, and why wisdom means updating your understanding continuously. It's the law that keeps scientists humble, philosophers employed, and everyone else slightly uncomfortable.

Example: "He wanted a simple truth about why his life felt stuck. The law of dynamics-complexity of truth said: your life is dynamic (constantly changing) and complex (multiple interacting factors). Any simple truth—'you're lazy,' 'the economy's bad,' 'it's fate'—would be false because it ignores the dynamics and complexity. The truth was in the interactions, the patterns, the emergence. He wanted a label; the law gave him a system. He left frustrated but slightly wiser."

Law of Dynamics-Complexity of Truth by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016