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Last of the Mohicans 

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.
She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

The Last of the Mohicans 

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.
Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

Last of the mohican 

The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026