Lasagna

A stupid meaningless work that some Indians take as an insult.

Hungry for some drama?
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna!

by SHORTCUT613 April 3, 2019

Lasagna

Noun "Lasagna" - A generic term for Marijuana, in any form or amount.

"Dude, you want to go pick up some lasagna from Mike?"

"You want to go eat a few plates of lasagna? (You want to go smoke a few bowls of marijuana?)"

by C. Brown April 25, 2007

Lasagna

After eating pizza, you go and fuck a girl. As you’re about to come- pull out, puke on her, all while jizzing on her face. Hence, the lasagna.

Girl- what the fuck was that?!?

You- a homemade lasagna just for you baby. Enjoy the fresh ricotta.

by disgustingfemale November 10, 2017

lasagna

Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.

Lasagna is the best food on this earth.

by Adrian June 7, 2007

lasagna

Namely, the lasagna noodles, with their wavy edges resembling a woman's labia.

I ate her lasagna for hours. Gladly, there was no cottage or ricotta cheese to speak of.

by Mark"roadhouse"Jones September 29, 2010

lasagna

the act of making sweet, sweet love; and in the process, burning the meat dish in the oven.

E: Oh fuck, that cunt burned my pan again.
R: Oh no, was Lisa making lasagna with the guy she met at the bar last night?

by brown bonnet November 9, 2010

lasagna

a bitch called t-series

bitch lasagna bitch lasagna t-series gonna go cry'n to there mama

by die t-series November 14, 2019