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Lasagna

After eating pizza, you go and fuck a girl. As you’re about to come- pull out, puke on her, all while jizzing on her face. Hence, the lasagna.

Girl- what the fuck was that?!?

You- a homemade lasagna just for you baby. Enjoy the fresh ricotta.

by disgustingfemale November 9, 2017