Largesity - ones ability to be largeyet not be called fat, chubby or obese. Often used by big guys as a way to deflect from the real issue (that they are fat)
Prince Fielder became a vegetarian in 2008, some say he did so to deflect attention from his largesity.
Tim being a tiny little woos of a man, he simply used the word largesity so he'd not be pounded by fat people he came into contact with.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)