Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
by Dan the n00b slayer November 19, 2006
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The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.
I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?
by Captain timelord the don May 28, 2007
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When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.
by madebyafan August 10, 2015
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1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003
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1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.
The laptop topped off the lap.
by vvlad June 13, 2006
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A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.
I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.
by Mel February 25, 2003
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When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
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