Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 8, 2020

National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

brazillian lap dance

A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing

Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.

by Capt cheeze dick March 21, 2017