Capitol of Michigan, a small town in New York, and a town in Illinois near Chicago that I live next to. Search it on Google if you dont believe me!!
lambofdog36: a/s/l?
ballzofsteell45: 22, male, Lansing
lambofdog36: Oh really? Michigan?
ballzofsteell45: no way, Illinois!
lambofdog36: Oh sry, lol
ballzofsteell45: 22, male, Lansing
lambofdog36: Oh really? Michigan?
ballzofsteell45: no way, Illinois!
lambofdog36: Oh sry, lol
by Karl Morgan April 9, 2006
by Bluey July 28, 2004
A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.
Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?
by lolredwings April 7, 2011
I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.
by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016
1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country.
2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.
2) A place where if you live there for at least 10 years you're automatically awesome.
1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI."
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"
2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"
"Oh that's great. I've heard that's a really cool college!"
2) Mina and Young: "We're from East Lansing."
Mina: "I lived there for about 16 years before moving."
Young: "I've been living here for about 12 years."
"Omg, you guys must be really awesome people. I officially worship the ground you two walk on now!"
by 100% pure michigan July 25, 2009
Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.
It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.
by K.Grapher May 22, 2019
Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500
“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
by Marcopologr June 21, 2018