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Lanstoned 

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.
Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)
Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013
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Hardcore guy who takes no shit and always tells you what he thinks.
That bastard just went langton on me, I don't think I deserved that.
langton by jplk December 17, 2004

Langtonian 

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.
If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian
Langtonian by Fifelass May 9, 2013

Zackary Lanton 

the best fuckin Youtuber. gaming, vlogs, he's got everything. forget james charles or pewdiepie or whoever. they are nothing compared to Zackary Lanton. if you aren't subscribed to him you're a noob. you will not be disappointed, subscribe to this fucker. he does giveaways n shit. subscribe and join our cult.
Person 1: you have no idea how much i love Zackary Lanton. i would die for him.
Person 2: i love him more fight me hoe
1.)A person who is a homo.
2.)Everything and anything
Ashton Kutcher is so gay he is such a Linkton

Dude I think I busted in her, I couldn't pull my linkton out in time
Linkton by Tony Starkss March 25, 2009

lanktoid 

a person who is freakishly tall, or a tall person with freakish properties, can be used as an insult by a shorter person to a taller person to imply that being taller than them is weird, can also be an endearing term used by a shorter person so imply to a tall friend: although you are tall i still love you.
"wow, look how tall she is"... "yeah, what a lanktoid"
OR
"you're such a lanktoid" (either as insult or a jockular endearing affectionate nickname)
lanktoid by Stoner/Triple S September 30, 2008