Land Mine

A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2

"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation

by Turtle Farmer July 30, 2010

Land Mine

similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore

dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.

by 2895kal July 30, 2010

Land Mine

A thin ugly chick.

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.

by ronniejerseyshorewow July 30, 2010

Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010

land mine

A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.

Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.

Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.

by howardzend February 16, 2006

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006