lance stewart 

An idiot that also went by the name lance210 back when vine was a thing. He now makes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing clickbait YouTube videos using his ugly girlfriend with the teeth of a 2 month-old zebra. He is crowned "the king of clickbait" and is one of the most hated people on YouTube. He is most famous for making a video called "I CUT MY FINGER OFF! REAL LIFE FRUIT NINJA GONE WRONG! (DON'T TRY THIS)" where he "accidentally" cut himself in the hand and clearly was trying to stay in the frame so he could show the people that fall for his clickbait videos that he was gushing blood.

Keemstar - What is up, DramaAlert nation, I'm your host Killer Kemstarrrrrrrrrrrrr leeeeeeeeeeeeeets get roiiiiiiiiit in to the news! In the news, lance stewart (you guessed it) commonly known at the king of clickbait, has uploaded a new video! He states that he has in fact summoned the devil and I now joining Hitler in hell. Here, watch the video.
Lance - Hey guys, I was just using this Ouija board here and I have in fact summoned

Satan himself! So I'm gonna vlog the whole thing. Okay, I'm entering hell and oh, there's Hitler! Hey Adolf! So yeah guys that was just a prank that was my frind at buzzfeed see you in the next vlog.
Keemstar - So yeah guys, that was the most clickbait thing of all time. Also in the news!

lance stewart by ITRJJC December 16, 2016

Lance Stewart 

The best youtuber ever and has a beautiful girlfriend named Lizzy Wurst. He is one of the most successful youtubers on YouTube. His YouTube name is Lance210

Lance Stewart is the best youtuber ever.

Lance Stewart by Lance_210lover December 18, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004