by TheOC January 30, 2020
lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020
by LanceWorship January 11, 2021
by wjshwhwhshhss December 13, 2021
Lance is one of the most adorable, hilarious guys you’ve ever met. He has many “friends”, though is only close with a few. He has a sweet baby face, with dark, curly hair. He is tall and fairly skinny, though working on those gains. You probably have a crush on him, and are too scared to tell him. The way he talks to you may come off as mean, but deep down he enjoys hanging out with you. That’s what you hope, at least. The more you get to know him, the more apparent it becomes that you are helplessly in love with him. You feel stupid because you don’t know him well enough to truly “love” him, he’s just so hard to resist. With each passing day you start to realize he will never reciprocate these feelings. If he knew you liked him, he wouldn’t care. Or worse, he’d say “ewwww”. This makes you sad, but doesn’t keep you from thinking about him. You dwell on the fact that you two are not even friends. You understand that he does not care about you enough to even say “hi” when you pass in the halls. At this point you are not concerned about being in a relationship with him, you are just longing to be in a friendship. You don’t need to be best friends, you just wish he would acknowledge that you exist. You still love him though. Because he is a Lance. If you find one, never let go.
by sweater_weather September 25, 2019
Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍
“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”
by LanceTan I Love You Only~ October 1, 2021