Lakovpenisitis

A condition common in many married women.
Symptoms may include crankiness, irritability, being unable to agree with men, a holier than thou attitude, and eating their body weight in chocolate. There are only 2 treatments known in the medical world, which is a hot beef injection, or a Dickens cider. Or both.
Damn, that girl sounds like she has Lakovpenisitis.
Let's get a Dickens Cider right away!
by Sicksixicks May 18, 2023
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