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Lakewood highschool

Lakewood highschool, WA is in fact hell. Filled with snakes and snitches. Usually every single bathroom has someone vaping and if you can get lucky, you can spot a rare occurrence of freshman fucking or taking pregnancy tests in the family bathroom. The staff is... I mean... there might as well not be any because they don't do shit. People walk around with juuls on their necks and what do they do? Nothing. If you go to lakewood I'm sorry this is coming from a Lakewoodian and I'm ashamed.
by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019
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Lakewood Highschool

One of the coolest highschools in America. It's in Lakewood, Ohio though, so there are alot of gays, but other than that its awesome. It sports purple and gold as it's colors, and the mascot is the Ranger Man. There are many different types of people here: emos, wiggers, preps, you name it, LHS has it. Most of the teachers are awesome, except for Mrs Gabriel, she is hated by everyone. Theres alot of stoners, and alot of em smoke in the lunchroom. In this school you only get a detention for that. A DETENTION. FOR DRUGS. It's also the place where the girls are either totally prude or so slutty they get gang-banged every day (they're mostly slutty though). Alot of the girls are very beautifull and will most likely become models (or pornstars for the slutty ones). We also have ALOT of ghetto kids, where the middle and upper class kids are kind of rare. Most of our sports teams are pretty bad, but the band is really good, they even performed at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas. It's also the one school you can go to and actually have fun.
Kid 1-"Man I love Lakewood Highschool, too bad our basketball team is 3-11 though"

Kid2-"Who cares, it's Lakewood Highschool. That automatically makes us the best"

Douschebag-"Man fuck lakewood its full of a whole bunch of fags"

Cool kid (that goes to lakewood high)-"shut the fuck up, Lakewood will kick you school's ass!"
by ArabMoneygETTA0 February 5, 2010
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lakewood high school

the equivalent to hell. LHS is filled with hoes and snakes. if you have to spend four years in lakewood, you may think about dropping out, or jumping in front of a moving train. the teachers suck, and the staff doesn’t help at all. bitches at lakewood like to talk about you, or anybody that breathes, until they get confronted and are too pussy to do anything about it. so overall, lakewood high school is the literal definition of hell.
by daddy_655 January 3, 2019
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Lakewood Ranch High School

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.
by Yourniiig March 10, 2011
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Lakewood Ranch High School

A high school in Bradenton Florida known for it's award winning TV and Film Production program. As of the 2005 school year Lakewood Ranch High School has won 2 awards at the Sarasota Film Festival, 1 award at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival, and 2 first place finishes in the TSA short film competition.
"Didn't Lakewood Ranch High School produce such great films as Eleven:Eleven, Repentance, and Run Away With Your Shadow?"

"They sure did and they won awards for them too!"
by Robb Vance July 24, 2008
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