Lake Michigan Highball 

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

Lake Michigan Highball by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

Lake Michigan Highball 

Tap water from Chicago.

Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.

Lake Michigan Highball by Harling Mays November 14, 2012