Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

Lactard

Lactard; a person who is lactose intolerant and is retarded

Damn George why can’t you eat that pizza? Oh I forgot your a lactard!

by A1dan__ May 2, 2023

Lactard

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

by shtoogie123 February 21, 2016

Lactardation

Lactardation; The state of being a Lactard; Someone who cannot and should not consume dairy products of any kind but continues to do so leaving everyone around them to suffer the consequences. Lactards are selfish individuals who should be punished in a court of law.

Random fuck: Yo you smell the school bathroom ???
Random fuck #2: Yeah bro someone’s got a severe case of lactardation in there.

Random fuck: Yeah fr they should get lactards their own bathroom.

by B-e-s-t friends January 6, 2022

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

by BvdGalLili July 25, 2015