lachlan tye

The most handsome guy yall every met. He smoken hot.

I wish I was Lachlan Tye, he is fire to my ice.

by mottledbrake February 29, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024

Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs

fuck you Lachlan Barnard

by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019

Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 24, 2021

Lachlan worsley

To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.

hey its Lachlan worsley! oh but he's playing roblox 1944 RP

by mrjackballs June 05, 2023

Lachlan Bourne

short and bony

"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"

by krausslad November 04, 2020