A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
You are The Lachlan Jarvis.
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
fuck you Lachlan Barnard
by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019
A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.
by LARGE COCK LARRY November 24, 2021
To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.
by mrjackballs June 05, 2023
A mentally challenged person who doesn't stop talking about skibidi toilets and sigmas. He says his dream is to join hustlers university and become and edging sigma who goons. He wishes to rizz up baby gronk gyat grimace in ohio.
by PreviousWIz March 26, 2024
"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 04, 2020