The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
You are The Lachlan Jarvis.
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
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The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.
"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"
by Jay Jarvis July 22, 2024
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Lachlan Barnard

Lachlan Barnard is a 0 iq beta male who won't even smoke a pack in front of the mrs
fuck you Lachlan Barnard
by Roxaaaaannneee November 26, 2019
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Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.
Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag
by LARGE COCK LARRY November 24, 2021
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Lachlan worsley

To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.
hey its Lachlan worsley! oh but he's playing roblox 1944 RP
by mrjackballs June 05, 2023
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A Lachlan Stuart

A mentally challenged person who doesn't stop talking about skibidi toilets and sigmas. He says his dream is to join hustlers university and become and edging sigma who goons. He wishes to rizz up baby gronk gyat grimace in ohio.
Kid: What is a Lachlan Stuart doing?
Lachlan Stuart: Skibidi dop dop dop
by PreviousWIz March 26, 2024
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Lachlan Bourne

"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 04, 2020
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