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launching 

A word used in Memphis to describe The act of Bullshitting or lying
You- "I'm going to get the new foamposites tomorrow."
Me- "You launching Bruh."
launching by White ¢ho¢olate June 29, 2014

Pad Launching 

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.
Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*
Pad Launching by mathewmatic March 27, 2011

Grenade Launching 

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.
Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.
Grenade Launching by witekastle September 28, 2010

launching pads 

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
launching pads by AEI December 29, 2008

launching a sea pickle 

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

Launching The Jellies 

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.
"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|