La-O
Pronounced "La dash oh" (one word). A young man far beyond his years, in every respect. He has taste only for the most expensive, the most refined, the most platinum. He's way more platinum than you. You can't help but be impressed. And then you see his women, if he deems you worthy. You can't contain yourself. There are so many of them. They are so hot. They are so satisfied. Your jealousy consumes you. You start acting so unlike La-O. He slaps the shit out of you and says, "See ya around, b*tch". Except he won't. La-O has no room for second chances.
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