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LRAD terrorist 

Someone that uses a long-range acoustic device to beam pre-recorded dialogue at target people. Sets volume to low to avoid detection. Usually sponsored by either USA, China, or Russia government. Always claims to be Muslim when caught in the act.
"I cannot believe I got paid 2 million dollars to be an LRAD terrorist to all these people. I'm glad for this kind of support. All these people are going to be broke schizophrenics by the time I'm done. And then the government will think that I'm the only loyal one and kill all of them by firing squad. I would never openly tell anyone that I am an LRAD terrorist though."
LRAD terrorist by fangedWu March 9, 2025
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LRAD terrorist 

A person that uses a long-range acoustic device (LRAD) onto people. They set the volume low to avoid detection by

bystanders. The person is given information about the target, and uses it to program speaking scripts for the LRAD to beam into the target. It makes the target think they are schizophrenic and being persecuted.
"I love my job for justice. I scare and harass people using an LRAD. There are so many people in the mental hospital now because of me. But I would never admit that I am an LRAD terrorist."
LRAD terrorist by fangedWu March 13, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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Bill: Whats' that?
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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