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loogatchu 

A feline of the tortoise shell nature. Fully pronounced as "loogatchu nine millimeter". A quite vocal and attitudinal feline, often one rescued from a septic related disaster i.e nesting in a sewer pipe and living off rat meat for prolonged periods, and avoiding human contact. That would be a typical "loogatchu". A loogatchu is also identified by loud vocal adaptions in response to various control holds administered often in a total loss of composure incidents loogatchu are prone to have. loogatchu are often very nice when fed savorys such a tuna and duck liver. Often found in a chronic patch taking a huge 420 dump and really causing problems, loogatchu have also been seen as pests, and eradication efforts have been made. The loogatchu blood line is absolutely garbage so the specimen we are referring to has been sterilized. Loogatchu is very cute, pesky, feral, fecal and a general nusisance feline hybrid cannabinol derived rat alien from Nibiru.
The loogatchu is frolicking in her native septic leech field habitat.

Get your bluntness ready here comes loving loogatchu to blaze one for the nation.

Get the hell on that loogatchu solider! We ain't go in' any where till all these doon coons are on there way to aloah snackbar!!! Grraaahhhhh OooHhh rahhh LOOGATCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger wilco six one 9er we got us a hot loogatchu on our 5oclock request permission to engage
-copy that Silvia devastator squadron free to engage
Weapons clear loogatchu destroyed

-copy

Loogatchu quit smoking all the narcotics it's about time you went to rehab with all your constant felonious activity I will not bail you out one more time.
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(v.) to lol/laugh out loud at someone.
Gerard Way: Holy fuck man, I just cut my balls open with a razor because I was trying to clip my pubes!

Frank Iero: ...lolatchu.
lolatchu by Vanessa Castillo June 6, 2007
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A word used to relax a female going through Premenstrual Syndrome by reminding her of how beautiful she is.
"UGH, EVERYONE IS SO SNAPPY WITH ME TODAY"

"Lookatchu."

"Thank you, you're so sweet"

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"UGH, I BOUGHT A WEEK'S WORTH OF CHOCOLATE FROM THE SUPERMARKET AND FORGOT WHAT I WENT IN THERE TO GET IN THE FIRST PLACE"

'Lookatchu"

"Oh yeah."
lookatchu by PLSD0NT April 20, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026