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LME stands for the three stages of masturbation. The 1st stage which is L, stands for Lubricate. The 2nd stage M, for Masturbate and the Final stage E, for Ejaculate.
Bob: Hey Johnny. What you up to tonight bro?

Johnny: Nothing much man. I'm just gonna stay home and LME.

Bob: Legalize Marijuana Exchange?

Johnny: No silly. I'm gonna LUBRICATE my penis. Then i'll log on to Spankwire and MASTURBATE. When i feel i'm about to cum, i'll EJACULATE.
LME by SBR69 December 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Babe trippin: ahh ooh ehhh ahh u mfer aaaah fuck you asshole aaaahh
Guy: babe lme
Lme by Wtf_rtm$g!©KBθ¥§ June 5, 2018
Related Words
LME means Leck Meine Eier. Leck Meine Eier means have a nice day in german slang.
komm gut nach hause LME...
LME by isaqhdoiuhasuod July 6, 2023
Lunar Mine Expedition, The sole minigame that keeps people playing Survivor IO.
Our clan is LME 12 ! We've done it !
LME by Jambalaya_Boil_up June 17, 2025

fi(lme gu)cken 

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".
bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.
fi(lme gu)cken by PollyPurrr December 16, 2016

lmeyptycomf 

Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face
"Only true freaks know this"
"Alright bet"
"LMEYPTYCOMF"
"oh, bruh. That's easy. Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face."

"Ayye"
lmeyptycomf by MischievousBabygirl February 22, 2017
A variation of the acronym "lmao" but it's used by cats.
"Haha omg lmeow"
LMEOW by Sarah the carrot March 30, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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