LME 

LME stands for the three stages of masturbation. The 1st stage which is L, stands for Lubricate. The 2nd stage M, for Masturbate and the Final stage E, for Ejaculate.

Bob: Hey Johnny. What you up to tonight bro?

Johnny: Nothing much man. I'm just gonna stay home and LME.

Bob: Legalize Marijuana Exchange?

Johnny: No silly. I'm gonna LUBRICATE my penis. Then i'll log on to Spankwire and MASTURBATE. When i feel i'm about to cum, i'll EJACULATE.

LME by SBR69 December 30, 2010

Lme 

Let me explain

Babe trippin: ahh ooh ehhh ahh u mfer aaaah fuck you asshole aaaahh
Guy: babe lme

Lme by Wtf_rtm$g!©KB襧 June 5, 2018

LME 

LME means Leck Meine Eier. Leck Meine Eier means have a nice day in german slang.

komm gut nach hause LME...

LME by isaqhdoiuhasuod July 6, 2023

LME 

Lunar Mine Expedition, The sole minigame that keeps people playing Survivor IO.

Our clan is LME 12 ! We've done it !

LME by Jambalaya_Boil_up June 17, 2025

fi(lme gu)cken 

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".

bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.

fi(lme gu)cken by PollyPurrr December 16, 2016

lmeyptycomf 

Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face

"Only true freaks know this"
"Alright bet"
"LMEYPTYCOMF"
"oh, bruh. That's easy. Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face."

"Ayye"

lmeyptycomf by MischievousBabygirl February 22, 2017

LMEOW

A variation of the acronym "lmao" but it's used by cats.

"Haha omg lmeow"

LMEOW by Sarah the carrot March 30, 2017