LME

LME stands for the three stages of masturbation. The 1st stage which is L, stands for Lubricate. The 2nd stage M, for Masturbate and the Final stage E, for Ejaculate.

Bob: Hey Johnny. What you up to tonight bro?

Johnny: Nothing much man. I'm just gonna stay home and LME.

Bob: Legalize Marijuana Exchange?

Johnny: No silly. I'm gonna LUBRICATE my penis. Then i'll log on to Spankwire and MASTURBATE. When i feel i'm about to cum, i'll EJACULATE.

by SBR69 December 30, 2010

Lme

Let me explain

Babe trippin: ahh ooh ehhh ahh u mfer aaaah fuck you asshole aaaahh
Guy: babe lme

by Wtf_rtm$g!©KB襧 May 14, 2018

LME

LME means Leck Meine Eier. Leck Meine Eier means have a nice day in german slang.

komm gut nach hause LME...

by isaqhdoiuhasuod July 06, 2023

fi(lme gu)cken

a german phrase for "watching movies" while "filme" is "movies" and "gucken" is watching. but if you erase everything in the ( ... ), then it says "ficken" and that means "fucking".

bf: hey you wanna come over "Fil(me gu)cken"?
gf: yea sure, which movie will we *not watch* this time?

OR

A: damn i was "Fi(lme gu)cken" with Jenn yesterday. Can't even remember the first 10 minutes. great sex.

by PollyPurrr December 16, 2016