During sexual intercourse when the person puts a strap on with 2 little petrusion's on the side of the dido acting as a gaurd, after that the person with the strap on will go into a temper tantrum and skull fucking there partner into submission, and to finish he bitterly says "ready my shit" the person then procides to shit on their face.
by Papi_No ,Magnete, Sand DiggeR October 9, 2018
Some punk ass emo bitch, who does everything out of angst. Just as Jar-Jar was introduced to appeal to the child audience. Kylo Ren was introduced to appeal to trigger-happy SJWs
I relate to Kylo Ren because I too like smashing up things every time someone tells me that I am wrong
by DeathArrow January 1, 2018
by Help me Obi Wan Kenobi July 7, 2020
Kylo Ren is a fictive character from the Star Wars-Universe. He was first seen in Star Wars IV movie "The force awakens". He was the first and only child of Han Solo And Leia Organa. He is mostly known for his unique light saber with two small lasers to each side. Kylo Ren is a sith lord which is an evil master of the dark side. Kylo Ren later dies just after killing his own father Han Solo.
by Batgris January 8, 2016
The complete weakest excuse for a Sith Lord ever seen in the likes of Star Wars, including the films, with some serious emotional problems.
Darth Vader: Kylo Ren, I am your grandfather
Ren: Nothing can threaten my power! (Attacks Vader)
Vader: (literally force pushes Ren into his own lightsaber)
Ren: Nothing can threaten my power! (Attacks Vader)
Vader: (literally force pushes Ren into his own lightsaber)
by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021
The act of slapping another man's thighs, which must be at least 20 inches in diameter, and inserting your girthy shlong into their fat ass. this must last all day, preferably done in a dominantly white church until midnight. during the final hour, take a big mac and spread the secret sauce into their left eyeball, wheeze and laugh with each other, then slap each other until one bleeds, with a straight face. Did I mention you must cosplay like Kylo Ren and another male character/general throughout the entire process?
Dan: Hello Kyle
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
Kyle: Hey Dan
Dan: Want to do some Kylo Ren in the church service tonight?
Kyle: Of course! God would definitely approve!
by andrewn11 January 29, 2020
Kylo Ren, a human male, was a Force warrior who trained as a Jedi under his uncle, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, before turning to the dark side of the Force, destroying Skywalker's attempt to restore the Jedi Order, and becoming an apprentice of Supreme Leader Snoke of the First Order.
Originally named Ben Solo.
Originally named Ben Solo.
by emokylor3n April 17, 2016