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Kyle Johnson

sexiest man alive, wants to f*ck this ass, thinks jack sparrow is hot, & everything in between
Kyle Johnson will marry me someday
Kyle Johnson by baylen.kyle.peej April 25, 2020
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kyle johnson

perfect smile, WANTS TO FUCK THAT ASS, shrek addict, baylen levine’s cousin, PERFCET IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE
kyle johnson is so perfect omg
kyle johnson by baylenslevinee April 25, 2020

Kyle Johnson

Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.
do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.
kyle johnson by benitezluvr April 13, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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