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Kutkiddie 

Kutkiddie is a broad term to define card magicians who only perform endless variations of the same two-handed cut. This term is not strictly reserved for magicians, it can be employed as a derogatory remark meant to insult any card handler's skill.
"That's the same two handed cut, but with an extra packet. Harwin sure became a kutkiddie."
Kutkiddie by Bashtar5 May 23, 2005
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kutkiddie 

Kutkiddie is a broad term to define card magicians who only perform endless variations of the same two-handed cut. This term is not strictly reserved for magicians, it can be employed as a derogatory remark meant to insult any card handler's skill.
"That's the same two handed cut, but with an extra packet. Harwin sure became a kutkiddie."

kutkiddie 

Lame person who's cards normally smell like shit because their thumbs have been up their ass.
Dude, your cards smell like shit. Are you putting your thumbs up your ass again?
kutkiddie by Donkeypunch May 29, 2005
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