White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist

Kung flu by hdlolsuport June 22, 2020

Related Words

Kung flu • Kung Flue • Wuhan-Kung-Flu • kung-fu flu • kung fu • Kung Pow • Kung • kung fu panda • Kung Pao • Kung Fuck

Kung Flu

A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.

Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."

Kung Flu by ₩uhan !nstitute of Virology June 22, 2021

Kung Flu

A witty and subversively hilarious way of referring to Covid-19 a.k.a. Coronavirus. Makes chill people chuckle and causes moral panic among liberal pantywaists with sand in their vaginas.

Based anon: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...
Humorless normie: OH GOD THAT'S RACIST, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.
Based anon: Yes.

Kung Flu by ArnoldSchwarzenegro December 1, 2020

Kung Flu

A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".

I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.

Kung Flu by Captain ACAb October 26, 2020

Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

Kung Flu by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2022

Wuhan-Kung-Flu

Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.

Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.

Wuhan-Kung-Flu by Korky482fletch March 18, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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