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Kardashian's Law 

'as an online argument on gay marriage grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up the failed relationship of a celebrity as an example of normal heterosexual relationship or marriage. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Kardashian's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.'
"Let me get this straight...Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family", Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce #9, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Kim Kardashian can get a divorce after 72 days or marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? Re-post if you are proud to support equal rights."

"Man, you've just invoked Kardashian's Law."
Kardashian's Law by NoraC December 2, 2011

Kardashian’s Playbook 

Where one uses all types of tricks and lies for publicity.
“You see how Carrie Underwood kept hyping her face injury right before her ACM performance, but she just ended up looking amazing?”

“Yeah she got dat out of the Kardashian’s Playbook.”

Kim Kardashian’s Number

+1 (410) 972-7427

Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,
you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome
Kardashian Syndrome by JustRevan December 5, 2018

kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.
That booty is off the Kardashian scale!
kardashian scale by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.
I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.