kronk

Dancing off a drunken stupor.

You're in your local pub, you're ratfaced, and now you're gonna go "kronk" at the nearest chick-infested club.

by Tenacious Dee September 13, 2006

Kronked

The act of holding one's own and defeating an opponent. From Roy Kronk who did not falter under the defense attorney Mason, no matter how the defense tried to confuse him.

Someone tried to put one over one me but he got Kronked instead.

by KeysCoyote June 28, 2011

Kronk

To thrust your member into an object. Ex:) a woman

"Hey bro what did you and Kayla do last night? " "I Kronked the shit out of her, my dude!"

by Nut'em December 20, 2017

Kronk

a very ugly person slightly resembling shreck or any ogre type being. a smelly beast, usually foreign

"haha look at that guy with the squished nose, what an absolute kronk!"

by h.c.l May 22, 2008

Kronk

a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.

last night i had such a kronk over your mum

by LSMISSMJ June 7, 2010

Kronk

To spread ones cheeks as far as possible and shove a pumpkin up the anus

This one chick I new got kronked in the anus

by SargentoCheese February 9, 2018

Kronked

mean your just hanging out doing nothing.

Man i'm so kronked.

by Tyler Betcher December 24, 2002