krista fogarty is a sexy beast
by cockFondler191 October 29, 2020
A girl Krista Mae can most likely be two faced. She can be nice at first until she reveals her true colors. She is manipulative and will make you believe any thing. She will act like your bestfriend then just get with your boyfriend behind your back. She is a backstabbing person. She is liked by everyone that doesn’t know what she’s really like.
You: hey is that Krista mae texting you
Boyfriend: oh no it’s nobody
You: let me see your phone
Boyfriend: fine
(Message that Krista mae sent your boyfriend) - “don’t tell your girlfriend about what we’ve talked about your choosing me not her”
Boyfriend: oh no it’s nobody
You: let me see your phone
Boyfriend: fine
(Message that Krista mae sent your boyfriend) - “don’t tell your girlfriend about what we’ve talked about your choosing me not her”
by Weird_kid0987 April 10, 2022
The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx
Love her xxx
Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!
Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.
Girl 1: I am so jealous.
Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.
Girl 1: I am so jealous.
by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013
The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.
Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.
by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020
The utter definition of Napoleon Complex, the Krista is an ego-driven creature who, in the face of empirically verified incorrectness or culpability, nevertheless argues to the contrary. She is an elusive creature thought to inhabit the Americas, but this is mere conjecture. Those who have reported sightings claim her toes are that of a hobbit, yet her face is that of a smiling goddess. The latter is the source of her mythical power, as she is known for luring in unsuspecting boys who learn all too late that she has a dark side and feeds on their tears. Again, this is speculative, since none who have experienced her dark mania have returned. Her tale is one of folklore whispered ‘round campfires and through the forests of old. Only one can ensnare and tame her, they say, and so the world waits for the rightful suitor to come forth....
by Thetruedefinerofall October 1, 2019
When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.
by chablowme July 2, 2006
A stupid demanding controlling ass whore who will cry to get things her way and will drag you on in unnecessaryrelationship
Vruh Krista cried on my birthday/one year because i didn't get her anything even though I took out to mini putting bowling and to the arcade where i won her a giant charmander and gave it to her to keep
by KristaHater0001 March 29, 2018