Krispy Kreamer

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.

Krispy Kreamer by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009

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Krispy kremer

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

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The Krispy Kremer

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

The Krispy Kremer by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009

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Krispy Kremer

You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.

I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!

Krispy Kremer by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020

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KrIsPyKrEmEr

A closeted homophobic confederate who hates minorities

That KrIsPyKrEmEr guy just knocked down the pride flag

KrIsPyKrEmEr by ButterMan2 April 4, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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