by Smukas August 23, 2021
 Get the Kozmug.
Get the Kozmug. A roid raging hermit crab suspect of fondling dogs ass cracks. A Koz has also been known to terribly play guitar at the wrong time, which is always.
by Butters 522 November 9, 2013
 Get the Kozmug.
Get the Kozmug. by Jawzski August 12, 2009
 Get the Kozmug.
Get the Kozmug. 1) The only word in the English language that can be used in any possible way you want, and will still make sense.
2) Using this word will make you sound like you know hip words when the word doesn't mean anything at all.
2) Using this word will make you sound like you know hip words when the word doesn't mean anything at all.
"Dude that movie was so koz last night!"
"I wanna koz you so bad."
"Of course i love you baby, youre so koz."
"We just got kozed in that xbox match."
"I wanna koz you so bad."
"Of course i love you baby, youre so koz."
"We just got kozed in that xbox match."
by Austin Kobiyashi January 11, 2008
 Get the kozmug.
Get the kozmug. A simply beautifully structured man who is chiseled and powerful and is always found in a dominant stance. He is in some ways the consume product version of the idol chad and human. very intelligent but not always sometimes replaced with bruteness
by Kareos it  November 5, 2021
 Get the KOZmug.
Get the KOZmug. by bandidoooo October 6, 2018
 Get the kozmug.
Get the kozmug. Note: these names are neither my friends nor my parents, these are just imaginary people.
Example 1:
Malik: lmao i beated you in this game in 4 seconds, cry about it
Mahmoud: BRO STFU KOZ OMAK IBN HAIWAN O KALB YA GH7BA YA SHARMOOT IBN ZIFT
Malik: bro chill
Example 2:
Simon Coward: What is this?
Malik: its your f*****g koz omak
Example 3:
Your bro: yo bro i just got 10 thousand dollars lol
Malik: give me now
Your bro: no lol
Malik: Koz Omak you stupid ibn Kalb, I'm taking your money
Your bro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Example 1:
Malik: lmao i beated you in this game in 4 seconds, cry about it
Mahmoud: BRO STFU KOZ OMAK IBN HAIWAN O KALB YA GH7BA YA SHARMOOT IBN ZIFT
Malik: bro chill
Example 2:
Simon Coward: What is this?
Malik: its your f*****g koz omak
Example 3:
Your bro: yo bro i just got 10 thousand dollars lol
Malik: give me now
Your bro: no lol
Malik: Koz Omak you stupid ibn Kalb, I'm taking your money
Your bro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
by EpicDiepLoser77 January 29, 2024
 Get the koz omakmug.
Get the koz omakmug.