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Koolophophobia 

The fear of standing too close to a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man bust through it, killing you where you stand.
"Hey Rick, you shouldn't stand so close to that wall. The Kool-Aid Man could break through at any time."

"Jacob was standing about 10 feet away from the wall when it happened. The Kool-Aid Man broke through and Jacob was hit with a ton of debris. Thankfully, he only got some cuts and bruises. Kyle wasn't so lucky..."

"Kyle has a horrible case of Koolophophobia."

"What is Koolophophobia?"

"You know, the fear of standing near a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man break through and crush you."

"Oh shit man... Sounds deep."
Koolophophobia by Mattyfacelol February 9, 2009
It resembles a person with a twin as in a name of Adam.
wow, aren’t those kooplow's over there.
kooplow by adam2o2 October 28, 2020
A word greater than cool, so much so that it has been known that only the greatest, funny, surprisingly attractive and wise people use it
Girl: gotta go, cyaa
Boy: Oh Okay, cya!
Girl leaves
Boy: Wow, she's so Koolio!
Koolio by DJHarrington May 14, 2014
Kollo is a toxic creature from planet Mars who calls itself Kollo Bandito. Sometimes it goes to Earth just to be toxic and cause chaos. The reason why Kollo does this is still unkown.
Kollo is causing chaos again.
kollo by kollo April 3, 2021

kooliosis 

in an extreamly cool manner or describing something really cool
He said he had a great weekend. I then exclaimed,"thats kooliosis!"
kooliosis by maleste January 20, 2008
the new "hippest" way to say cool(*lol), expecially when instant messaging!
IM Conversation:
monkeezrok: I got a new Guitar!!!
tammlala: Koolio!!!
koolio by Alyssa March 6, 2004